Jennifer Lawrence almost killed someone by scratching her butt on sacred rocks

Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt were in Europe all of last week doing the first wave of press for their holiday film, Passengers. Im calling it a holiday film because its being released the week before Christmas in the hopes that bored holiday moviegoers will want to see two of the biggest Hollywood stars be

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Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt were in Europe all of last week doing the first wave of press for their holiday film, Passengers. I’m calling it a “holiday film” because it’s being released the week before Christmas in the hopes that bored holiday moviegoers will want to see two of the biggest Hollywood stars be romantic together. Anyway, I’m including photos from their stops in London (J-Law in the red-and-black printed Proenza Schouler dress) and Berlin (J-law in the black-and-white polka-dotted Dolce & Gabbana two-piece). I weirdly like the Proenza Schouler dress and absolutely loathe the D&G. I also dislike Jennifer’s current extensions, they look so fake and cheap.

Anyway, during their stop in London, Chris and Jennifer filmed an appearance on The Graham Norton Show. Both have appeared on the show before, to great results, and I can understand why Graham wanted them both on the couch. He probably thought it was going to be Peak Charisma. But the result was actually sort of annoying. Jennifer told one story about filming on one of the Hunger Games movies in Hawaii, and how she kept scratching her butt on sacred rocks, so much so that she actually dislodged one of the rocks and almost killed someone.

The headlines for this story are along the lines of “J-Law’s butt almost killed someone” and “J-Law’s butt-scratching put someone in mortal danger.” But the story is really f—ked up, right? If the rocks are sacred, um… don’t use them to scratch your ass. And it’s not funny that she destroyed a sacred site and almost killed someone, and did extensive damage to the production. I get that we’re supposed to be like “OMG, she’s so relatable and puppy-ish.” But this story is the worst.

Speaking of the worst, Chris Pratt tried to bring the charm by doing a magic trick. I’ll admit, the last part was sort of cool, but this bit just went on way too long. It seemed like something Tom Hiddleston would do.

All in all, not the best couch. Sometimes Norton gets a really good combination, sometimes it falls flat.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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